Garth and Avril have been in touch a few times leaving appreciative comments. Here’s an example, which is typical of every one of their kind interventions:

HI, VERY NICE WEBSITE, CHEERS!

Need cheap hosting for just $10/year? Or VPS, where plans starts with $6/Mo?

We welcome Garth and Avril to our Lemonly Realm .

We've written a poem for them: for the sake of poetic brevity we have here combined them into a single entity.

You may be our only comment poster, 

you are gracious and a website hoster. 

Your comments are unlemonlenly commercial

 – we might invite you to a special rehearsal

 to explain your hosting plans more personal.  

And while we had you with us

we could teach you skipping

by way of a role reversal.

There is an ancient Five Andrews performance text which reads “The Lord of Hosts may arrive at this point. Do not be afraid.” We never knew what this signified; perhaps Garth and Avril know…