What is a Five Andrew?

A Five Andrew is mainly a man who has been devising live art performances, typically with the other three Five Andrews, since 1990.

His median name is Andrew and he's about half as likely to have any other name.

A Five Andrew loves to make work that is pithy and succulent and hermetic in the way a dream possesses its own unfathomable purpose.

Listen to an introduction to The Five Andrews:



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