WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? The microphone used for the interview. Plus some people.
In a surprise move* after no lengthy legal battle whatsoever that’s failed to prevent the truth finally coming out, an interview, published today after being kept under wraps for almost a decade and featuring members of The Five Andrews, reveals in frank yet friendly conversation the previously suspected - but, prior to this interview, not publicly confirmed - bare-faced facts of Five Andrews rehearsals - rehearsals that take place with no public accountability expected or even advisable and in private rehearsal rooms frequently with expensively laid floors and arranged via special telephone conversations between the group’s members and third parties that over the decades have meant uncountable transactions involving sums of money.
In the video you can literally visibly hear the members of the cult group answering the interviewer’s nice questions, including what they tell their colleagues when what they’re really trying to say, and do say, is that they spend some of their spare time - when they should not actually be at work and even aren’t - making weird-shit live art.
Watch it at Aunt Beryl’s [That should read: at your peril - Ed.]
No Ed. Watch it at Aunt Beryl’s like we said because chances are she’ll put on a nice cream tea.
If Aunt Beryl is having none of it, watch the interview right here.
Andrew Downs, Andrew Barker, Claudia Kappenberg interviewed at Greenwich Dance Agency, London, UK, December 2012. Holding image from Wishful minment, performed earlier that evening.
*We had no idea when we got out of bed this morning we’d finally get around to it.